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Okay story time. I assumed the audio was gonna be Sharp Dressed Man and decided to download it from tumblr without listening to it

And my mom had some friends over so she took my phone to play music. She finds Sharp Dressed Man and says “OMG THIS IS MY JAM EVRYONE SHUTUP.” Everyone quiets down then this shit starts to play and everyone is looking at her and sHES JUST STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT AND IM IN THE OTHER ROOM JUST FUCKING DYING AND SHE JUST KINDA SITS BACK DOWN AND TURNS THE MUSIC OFF AND ITS LIKE DEAD SILENT FOR 5 MINUTES

Was that Tobuscus

I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
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Questions I’m Answering:

1) Last movie you saw in theatres? The new Transformers. It was SO BORING and I did not like it.

2) Coffee or tea? Tea definitely. Such a tasty beverage

3) Favorite album of all time? Of all time? Currently Monsters in the Closet by Mayday Parade, though All American Nightmare from Hinder is also fabulous

4) Describe the outfit you’re wearing? WELL. I have these cut off high waist-ed shorts, distressed and the pockets poke out. they look like the american flag and a black tank top that has lace on it. Also sporting pink hair and a sunburn to match.

5) What’s one good thing that happened to you today? I went to an arcade today. Played Q*Bert for a while. Or maybe the BEST thing was coming home.

6) Do you like long car rides? If i can be alone in the seat with my headphones in or driving, then yes. I don’t like kids in the car, I wish to pull out my hair.

7) Are you having a delightful summer so far? Mostly. Not exactly the summer of fun I have always dreamed of, but maybe next year.

8) What kind of phone do you have? The IPhone. But, man, I lost my number, could I maybe have yours?

9) Do you believe in life after death? I believe in reincarnation, so I guess that’s kind of life after death. You’re a soul with a body, not the other way around.

10) What’s one thing you could not live without? I could never live without my kitten Luna. She’s the moon of my life, my sun and stars.

11) Would you ever go bungee jumping? Probably not. I’m afraid of heights.

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Questions I do Like to Ask.

1. What are your thoughts on Spongebob Squarepants?

2. What room of the house are you in?

3. What was the make and model of your first car?If you haven’t had a car yet, you could tell me the craziest thing that ever happened to you in a car.

4. Did you ever do anything that could be labeled as teenage rebellion? Feel free to tell many stories.

5. Heros or villains?

6. Idea of a lazy day?

7. Allergies?

8.Thoughts on non-matching socks?

9. What of your favorite season

10. Do you tan or burn?

11. What would be the perfect date?

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Shortest Creepiest Story

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OMFG THIS STORY SCARED ME SO BAD

When I was a child, sometimes I would wake up in the middle of the night and find my mother sitting on the edge of my bed. I would begin to say something, but she would put her finger to her lips to shush me.

Every time I would start to cry and when she would hear my father coming down the hall, she would slip silently off the bed onto all fours and crawl back into the closet.

sixpenceee:

I received so many messages to make this! And so I finally did. I’m only putting the freakiest of all the stories.
STORIES THAT RECEIVED THE MOST INTENSE REACTIONS
Here are stories I’ve posted. I get them mostly from reddit no sleep (not every story here is from there however). They’ve received intense reactions from tumblr and reddit users alike. Some of them maybe long but trust me every word is worth it. 
Betsy the Doll: most popular creepy story I’ve post, I’ve received the most insane reactions from you guys about this story
Annie96 is typing: an interactive chat story, nothing will pop out at you but the screen shakes a bit. the ending creepy a lot of people out.
My father’s long, long legs: another interactive spooky story
I found a girl I knew in a porno: extremely sickening, going to put a huge trigger warning here for the horrifying NSFW concepts
Dr.Ramsey stalker story: some people have twisted minds, and what makes this even more horrifying is how the user who posted this claimed these are real life events
Autopilot: voted the most popular no sleep reddit story
630-296-7536: what’s horrifying about this is how when you call the number you hear the exact same terrifying message as said in the story. It honestly works.
Something off in my basement: a story written by horror writer Cliff Barlow. It’s both upsetting and terrifying. 
String Theory: this one really makes you think
The story of her holding an orange: while the creepiness isn’t apparent at first to some, many found it psychologically twisting
The girl in the log: tumblr users really liked this story, while it is haunting it has a sweet ending
The shadow web: what’s really freaky about this is that it based on the real concept of something called the deep web
True Schizophrenia Story: a terrifying look into someone’s real hallucinations
Grandpa’s 2nd Voice: what makes it haunting is how there are true cases of this story
Lunch: don’t read this while eating is all I can tell you
Why I didn’t shower for 21 years: beautifully written and you probably won’t want to be alone in a bathroom after this
Conversation over skype: when I first read this one I got shivers down my spine, talk about a twist
World’s Best Psychologist: this really messes with your minds and leaves you more questions than answers
The Creature: it knows. it knows everything.
MOST POPULAR STORIES ON CREEPY PASTA
The first time I found out about this site was my junior year of high school. After reading a couple stories, I was so incredibly terrified I vowed never to go back. But ofcourse that didn’t last for so long, because they are so addicting. 
Psychosis
Tulpa
Russian Sleep Experiment 
Squidward’s Suicide
Jeff the Killer
Candle Cove
Mr. Widemouth
Rugrats theory
Lightning
Crawlspace
You can view a ratings index of all creepy pasta stories here. They are numbered from most spooky to least spooky. Have fun ;)
SHORT ONES
These are only a paragraph or two long.
Night subway ride
The red wristband 
Man in my house
Comforting mother
Creepiest things children have said
Bloody Mary
Mom
My daughter’s birthday
2 sentence horror stories
9 word horror story
Berlin war
Eyes all red
As more and more creepy stories are written or if I discover anymore cool ones,  I will be posting them! Please look back my freaky story section for updates on stories!

sixpenceee:

I received so many messages to make this! And so I finally did. I’m only putting the freakiest of all the stories.

STORIES THAT RECEIVED THE MOST INTENSE REACTIONS

Here are stories I’ve posted. I get them mostly from reddit no sleep (not every story here is from there however). They’ve received intense reactions from tumblr and reddit users alike. Some of them maybe long but trust me every word is worth it. 

Betsy the Doll: most popular creepy story I’ve post, I’ve received the most insane reactions from you guys about this story

Annie96 is typing: an interactive chat story, nothing will pop out at you but the screen shakes a bit. the ending creepy a lot of people out.

My father’s long, long legs: another interactive spooky story

I found a girl I knew in a porno: extremely sickening, going to put a huge trigger warning here for the horrifying NSFW concepts

Dr.Ramsey stalker story: some people have twisted minds, and what makes this even more horrifying is how the user who posted this claimed these are real life events

Autopilot: voted the most popular no sleep reddit story

630-296-7536: what’s horrifying about this is how when you call the number you hear the exact same terrifying message as said in the story. It honestly works.

Something off in my basement: a story written by horror writer Cliff Barlow. It’s both upsetting and terrifying. 

String Theory: this one really makes you think

The story of her holding an orange: while the creepiness isn’t apparent at first to some, many found it psychologically twisting

The girl in the log: tumblr users really liked this story, while it is haunting it has a sweet ending

The shadow web: what’s really freaky about this is that it based on the real concept of something called the deep web

True Schizophrenia Story: a terrifying look into someone’s real hallucinations

Grandpa’s 2nd Voice: what makes it haunting is how there are true cases of this story

Lunch: don’t read this while eating is all I can tell you

Why I didn’t shower for 21 years: beautifully written and you probably won’t want to be alone in a bathroom after this

Conversation over skype: when I first read this one I got shivers down my spine, talk about a twist

World’s Best Psychologist: this really messes with your minds and leaves you more questions than answers

The Creature: it knows. it knows everything.

MOST POPULAR STORIES ON CREEPY PASTA

The first time I found out about this site was my junior year of high school. After reading a couple stories, I was so incredibly terrified I vowed never to go back. But ofcourse that didn’t last for so long, because they are so addicting. 

Psychosis

Tulpa

Russian Sleep Experiment 

Squidward’s Suicide

Jeff the Killer

Candle Cove

Mr. Widemouth

Rugrats theory

Lightning

Crawlspace

You can view a ratings index of all creepy pasta stories here. They are numbered from most spooky to least spooky. Have fun ;)

SHORT ONES

These are only a paragraph or two long.

Night subway ride

The red wristband 

Man in my house

Comforting mother

Creepiest things children have said

Bloody Mary

Mom

My daughter’s birthday

2 sentence horror stories

9 word horror story

Berlin war

Eyes all red

As more and more creepy stories are written or if I discover anymore cool ones,  I will be posting them! Please look back my freaky story section for updates on stories!

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